Daily Joke

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Time for a break

Do you know the value of TIME to some people? If not, read the following.-

To realize the value of ONE YEAR ask the student who has failed a class.

To realize the value of ONE MONTH, ask a mother who gave birth to a premature baby.

To realize the value of ONE WEEK, ask the editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize the value of ONE HOUR, ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.

To realize the value of ONE MINUTE, ask a person who missed the train.

To realize the value of ONE SECOND, ask a person who just avoided an accident.

To realize the value of ONE MILLISECOND, ask the person who won a silver medal in the Olympics.

To realize the value of ONE MICROSECOND, ask the person who tuned an IMS system.

Treasure every moment that you have!

Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is mystery.
Today is a gift.
That's why it's called the present!!