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A guy goes into a bar with his pet octopus and say's 'I bet 50 dollars that no one here has a musical instrument that this octopus can't play'. The people in the bar look around and someone fetches out an old guitar. The octopus has a look, picks it up, tunes up the strings and starts playing the guitar. The octopus's owner pockets the fifty bucks.
Next guy comes up with a trumpet, octopus takes the horn, loosens up the keys, licks it's lips and starts playing a jazz solo. The guy hands over another fifty bucks to the octopus's owner.
The bar owner has been watching all this and disappears out back, coming back a few moments later with a set of bagpipes under his arm. He puts them on the bar and says to the guy and his octopus, "now if your octopus can play that I'll give you a hundred dollars". The octopus takes a look at the bagpipes, lifts it up , turns it over, has another look from another angle. Puzzled, the octopus' owner comes up and says "What are you pissing around for ? Hurry up and play the thing!" The octopus says "Play it ? If I can work out how to get its pyjamas off I'm gonna **** it !"