Watch yer mouth!
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Watch yer mouth!
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass. He says,
"How'd you get a cork in your ass?"
The other guy says,
" I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a blue man in a turban came oozing out. He said, 'I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant-um you one wish.' And I said, 'No shit!"
