Cars vs. Cars (ie Car Owners vs. Car Owners) 
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Cars vs. Cars (ie Car Owners vs. Car Owners)
An aspiring young executive was late for an appointment, and in the process of doubling the speed limit in her BMW when a VW beetle pulled out in front of her. She could not slow down fast enough and slammed into the beetle. Surprisingly, the BMW was totaled while the beetle was in good shape. The driver of the VW was amused at the condition of the two cars.
The woman was so enraged that she had a hard time keeping from attacking the driver of the VW. The woman drew a large circle on the ground off to one side.
She said, "You get in that circle and stay there, or I'm going to beat the tar out of you!" The woman got a tire iron out of her trunk and smashed the windshield of the beetle. The man in the circle just smiled. The woman just got madder and madder. She smashed the headlights and tail lights. When she looked back, the man was snickering to himself. This so infuriated the woman that she smashed in the hood of the beetle. The other man was laughing so hard that he could barely stand up.
Unable to stand any more, the frustrated woman tromped away. About this time a fellow in a pick-up truck pulled up and offered the VW driver a ride. "What are you laughing about? She just trashed your car."
"Yeah," the other man replied, "but I snuck outside of that circle three times."
