How To Talk About Men And Still Be Politically Correct
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How To Talk About Men And Still Be Politically Correct
* he does not have a beer gut; he develops a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.
* he is not quiet; he is a Conversational Minimalist.
* he does not have a fabulous rear end; he has achieved Buttocks Perfection.
* he is not stupid; he suffers from Minimal Cranial Development.
* he does not get lost all the time; he discovers Alternative Destinations.
* he is not balding; he is in Follicle Regression.
* you do not buy him a drink; you initiate an Alcohol-For-Conversation Exchange.
* he does not fart and belch; he is Gastronomically Expressive.
* his jeans are not too tight; he is Anatomically Undercirculated.
* he is not a redneck; he is a Genetically-Related American.
* you do not kiss him; you become Facially Conjoined.
* he is not a cradle robber; he prefers Generationally Differential Relationships.
* he does not get falling-down drunk; he becomes Accidentally Horizontal.
* he does not act like a total ass; he develops a Case Of Rectal-Cranial Inversion.
* he is not short - he is Anatomically Compact.
* he does not have a rich daddy; he is a Recipient Of Parental Asset Infusion.
* he does not constantly talk about cars; he has a Vehicular Addiction.
* he does not have a hot body; he is Physically Combustable.
* he is not unsophisticated; he is Socially Malformed.
* he does not eat like a pig; he suffers from Reverse Bulimia.
* he is not a bad dancer; he is Overly Caucasian.
* he does not hog the blankets; he is Thermally Unappreciative.
* he is not a sex machine; he is Romantically Automated.
* he is not a male chauvenist pig; he has Swine Empathy.
* you do not undress him with your eyes; you have an Introspective Pornographic Moment.
* he is not afraid of commitment; he is Monogamously Challenged.
