Daily Joke

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ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS - Warning - contains nuts

ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS - Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT - Do not turn upside down. (Written on the bottom of the box.)

ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING - Product will be hot after heating

ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON - Do not Iron clothes on body

ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDECINE - Do not drive car or operate machinery

ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID) - Warning - may cause drowsiness

ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE - Warning keep out of children

ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW - do not attempt to stop chain with your hands



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