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We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively. Well, how about some "ass cons"?

Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_._) a flat ass

(_^_) a bubble ass

(_*_) a sore ass

(_!__) a lop-sided ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_O_) an ass that's been around even more

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_o^o_) a wise ass

(_13_) an unlucky ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

You also hear a lot of e-business, e-commerce, e-mailing, etc these days.

Well now be careful....but if you dare, check out next thing below....:

..ooo*"""**ooooo .oo*""*ooo.. . oo*" "*o.oo*" "*o. . o" 'o" "o o o *o .o o 'o o o o. o o o. o o o o \o/ o o --0-- o o. /o\ o o o o "o o o" o o'" o oo "o oo o oo oo. oo oo 'ooo. .oo. ooo "o ""oo,, ,,oO-'Oo, ,,,,,,..oo"o o. """""" oo """"" .o 'o oo o' *o oo o 'o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o

You've just been e-mooned! :-)

Twice!!

Hmm... you an (_13_)...or a (_?_)....nada...believe it or not....you're a true (_o^o_) (as you found this site ;-)!
Um, btw, you might want to chew on what (.)(.) is...(blush)...or (o)(o)...(phew)...No! Timeout! (enuff is enuff)