Daily Joke

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Just a few tunes to keep us all in the holiday spirit :

Happily Addicted to the Web (sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")

Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy--although
My boss let me go--
Happily addicted to the Web.

All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There's beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Happily addicted to the Web.

Friends come by; they shake me,
Saying, "Yo, man!
Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?" With a listless
shrug, I mutter, "No, man; I just discovered
letterman-dot-com!"

I don't phone, don't send faxes,
Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?
I'm happily addicted to the Web!

Now folks...don't forget there is a real life out there! It outpaces the virtual ditto believe it or not! :-)