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When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Mankind" statemant, but followed it by several remarks - the usual com traffic between him and other astronauts and Mission Control.
Before he re-entered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark "Good luck, Mr Gorsky."
Many people at NASA thougt it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut; however, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian nor the American space programs.
Over the years, many people has questioned him as to what the " Good luck, Mr Gorsky" statement meant. On July 5, (1995) in Tampa Bay, FL, while answering questions following a speach, a reporter brought up the 26 year old question to Armstrong. He finally responded. It seems that Mr Gorsky had died and so Armstrong felt he could answer the question:
While he was a kid, Neil was playing baseball with his brother in the backyard. His brother hit a fly ball which landed in front of his neighbors bedroom window. The neighbors were Mr and Mrs Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, he heared Mrs Gorsky shouting at Mr Gorsky, "Oral sex? You want oral sex? You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"
